Funny short quotes for whatsapp

I hate math, but I love counting money. Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Umar se to mai chota hu lakin Bade-Bade Aashiq muje salam kertay hoa jatay hain! Having a great WhatsApp status these days is really important, it really shows who you are as a person and it really brings out your more literary side. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

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Status Quotes for Whatsapp. I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Anti-virus' in my heart...

[Best] Funny Status and Quotes for Whatsapp & FB 2019

If I could choose between loving you and breathing I would chose my last breathe to say I love you. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

[Best] Short One Line Status and Quotes for Whatsapp & FB 2019

Best WhatsApp status in Hindi and English:. Some love one, some love two. Once in awhile, smack in the middle of a simple life, friendship gives us a fairy tale. People asked how important you were to me, I smiled and replied like oxygen is to the body.

120 Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Light travels faster than sound…that's why people appear bright until they speak. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me! We loved with a love that was more than love.

funny short quotes for whatsapp

I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. I am not useless, I can be used as a bad example.

funny short quotes for whatsapp